I Feel A Fuck You Bartender Speed Bottle Opener


Tell them to fuck off in style. Funny bartender bottle opener featuring you giving everyone the middle finger. Practical bar tool for professional bartenders! Personalize your bar blade by adding your name or text.

All products featuring our “I Feel A Fuck You” design.

Add Name or Line of Text (+$2.00)

Add Spinner Ring?

$1.00 when purchased separately

Add Protective Pouch?

$2 off when purchased with opener

Bottle Openers For Professional Bartenders

Bartender’s #1 Choice in Speed Openers

The standard size bar key is the best bar tool for any professional bartender in the restaurant business! Its sleek design allows it for lightning fast speed and super fast access. Also known as poppers, church keys, bar keys, blades, flat openers, flats or mambas. Durable and attractive, this bartender bottle opener are designed for professional bartenders, as well as casual home use.

Our Inked Bartender Bottle Openers feature full-color designs wrapping around both sides of the bar keys. Hundreds of designs to choose from! Find the one that best describes your personality. The most unique beer bottle openers for the best prices in the market are right here at Ink Correct! Our cool bottle openers and bar tools are great gifts for your bartender friends and bar staff!

The ultimate bar tool for any busy bar or restaurant! The beer openers bartenders just can’t live without! Our Inked Speed Openers are the way to go behind any busy bar, absolutely a must have for a quick and productive pace. Only professional top of the line custom artwork. Approximately 7 x 1.25 inches. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!

Premium High Quality Material

High quality premium material. Made of stainless steel, our speed openers are not stickers or transfers! But rather professional, top of the line, custom print work. As a result, our mambas are both durable and attractive! Made to last for years! Due to our printing process, these bar tools look and feel like a new custom paint job on a new car or a bike. Our bar keys have a durable and beautiful gloss finish! These beer openers are especially resistant to stains and scratches. In addition, these bar blades are also water proof and dishwasher safe. Which comes in handy after a long and messy night shift, part of what makes these church keys such cool bar products and great bartender tools.

Personalize Your Church Keys

Add a name or line of text to your mambas and make them your own! Never lose your bottle opener again and keep it from being stolen! Perfect gift for co-workers and bar staff! Add your restaurant or bar name and advertise your brand!

Bulk Quantity Discount

QuantityUnit Price
3 - 4 $9.25
5 - 7 $9.00
8 - 9 $8.75
10 - 14 $8.25
15 - 19 $8.00
20 - 24 $7.75
25 - 29 $7.50
30 - 34 $7.25
35 - 39 $7.00
40 - 44 $6.75
45 - 49 $6.50
50 - 74 $6.25
75 - 99 $6.00
100 - 249 $5.00
250 - 499 $4.75
500 - 749 $4.50
750 - 999 $4.25
1000 - $4.15

Our Inked Bottle Openers are Made in America!!

Our bartender tools and bar products are made right here in the U.S., as a result, our beer bottle openers only take a couple of days to produce, print, and be shipped to you. Bar tools and other restaurant supplies with no custom logos, images or text can be shipped as early as the same day you place your order, arriving within days of your purchase. Homemade and custom printed in the United States of America!​​​​​​​

What does that mean to you?

• Free rush production for all Inked bottle openers

• Fast shipping and delivery of all your bartender gear purchased with us

• Bar tools made with premium high quality materials

• Keeping good paying jobs in America instead of sending them overseas

​​​​​​​• The best product and customer service for the lowest prices in the market


​​​​​​​Ink Correct Bar Tools specializes in the manufacturing and the designing of all our Stainless Steel Inked Bottle Openers bar keys here in the U.S.A. We make and inspect each individual speed opener and restaurant supplies ourselves.​​​​​​​ Our custom designed inked mambas are colorized using a state of the art custom printing system exclusive to our company. We also have our own Ink Correct artists designing all of our bar blades, or commissioning custom art work from professional artists, for this reason, you will not find any of our designs anywhere else, as they are exclusive to Ink Correct. No need to go anywhere else! Our all American-made church keys are printed in our South Florida production facility. You will not find better quality bar gear anywhere else.

Shipping Information

Your order will be dispatched in 1-5 business days of receiving payment (Monday-Friday) and you should expect to receive it within 1-5 days after dispatch depending on shipping method chosen at checkout (within the U.S.)

In the very unlikely event that your item is lost or damaged during post, then we are responsible and will issue either a full refund or replacement.

Shipping of Different Products

We have multiple production warehouses throughout the country and depending on product ordered and your location, your order will be produced and shipped from a different facility. When ordering different products, you might receive separate packages from more than one shipping facility.

International Shipping

Allow 2-4 weeks for arrival. In rare cases, delivery might take up to 90 days. Please wait for this period before filing a claim.

USPS and Tracking Numbers

Please note that USPS only provides tracking number for the domestic leg of delivery. Once your package leaves the United States, your items can no longer be tracked. If you would like us to use UPS to ship your package (which provides tracking all the way to you), please contact us before placing your order. Make sure to provide us your shipping address and items you are interested in purchasing, and we will send you a UPS shipping quote for your order.​​​​​​​

Custom Fees, Duties and Additional Import Taxes

​​​​​​​Please note that any importing customs fees, duties, and any additional taxes associated with your purchase upon arrival IS NOT included in product or shipping prices offered to you here, and if applied to your order, you might receive a separate bill upon your package arriving in your country. Importing fees vary by country and merchandise, therefore we cannot calculate this beforehand – Please contact the Customs Agency in your country if you would like more information.

Bottle Opener Accessories

The Spinner Ring

The Spinner Ring is mounted on the ring hole of your speed opener, thus creating a cushioned band around the metal hole; making it work the way it does, and looks great too!  Our Spinner Rings are made of super duty rubber and designed to make the process of opening a bottle with a flat opener much easier, faster and comfortable. Perfect for our Flat Speed Openers, Strainer Bottle Openers, and Mini Speed Bottle Openers.

Basically, when your church key bottle opener is in your back pocket, in your pants or skirt, the ring hole should be sticking out and straight up so that you can easily and without looking slide your index finger into the hole, spin it into position, open the bottle and spin your mamba right back into your pocket. Regular price is $1.00 – Only 50 cents when purchased with bottle opener! Purchase additional Spinner Rings.

Other Bottle Opener Accessories

Accessorize your bar blade even more with these other awesome additions! Keep your church keys from getting banged up with our protective leather pouch!

Available for both right and left handed bartenders, our Bottle Opener Holster is a great bar accessory for holding your bottle openers, lighters and pens in one convenient place, ready to go at any time. Great for working bartenders and nightclub servers. Perfect for our Inked Flat Speed Openers, Strainer Openers, PRS Openers and V-Rods.

This handy Magnetic Belt Clip for Metallic Bottle Openers allows busy bartenders and servers easy access to their church keys. A smooth plastic pad keeps the strong magnet from scratching your bar tools and the clip attaches securely to your belt so you can shoot from the hip.

Refunds and Returns

Due to the highly custom nature of most our products, there will be no returns on personalized items unless damaged or defective. For all other non-personalized items, please read our Exchanges, Retunrs and Refunds Policy Page.

Damaged and Defective Items

Time is of the essence: Any broken items, chipped, defective merchandise or discrepancies must be reported within 48 hours of receipt. Claims will not be honored after this period! Ripped or Defective Merchandise may only be exchanged for the same item, we do not offer refunds. Please contact us with your order number and email address used to place order; make sure to include a photo of product received and describe problem. Due to the nature of the production process, slight variations and small imperfections are not considered flaws. These conditions are within acceptable industry standards and are not considered defective. For more information, please read our Exchanges, Retunrs and Refunds Policy Page.

Mistakes and Errors

We are human 🙂

Please understand that very rarely mistakes happen, and when they do, we do everything in our power to fix them and make sure you are happy with your purchase and experience. If we did make a mistake on your order, please contact us before leaving us a negative review, as we will look into it and take care of it for you right away, whether by replacing your items or issuing a refund if you decide to cancel your order at that point. Please make sure to include a photo of product received and describe problem. We thank you in advance!

Sales Tax

We are required to collect applicable sales tax for select states. If your company or organization is a nonprofit, we need a copy of your tax exempt certificate. If you use promotional products for resale, we need a copy of your resale certificate. If applied, we will then waive tax amount.

Learn more about sales taxes in your state.